by Juli Freedman
Bad Habits editor
A few pages ago you may have read “blah blah blah I’m Levi and I listen to space jazz and crunkcore blah blah blah.” Well, I’m Juli and I listen to things people actually like. Music that makes hot people lose their goddamn mind. Panties to the floor type shit. So here a list of the actual best albums of the year:
Boys Chewing Their Stupid Little Food
Songs About Night Terrors Vol. 4
A Star is Born Soundtrack
Root Canal ASMR
What Was That Thump? Did I Hit Somebody? I’m Going To Just Keep Driving
Dawn of Chromatica
Click Clacking Away On Creative Piece That You Will Never Finish
Ugly Weeping Baby on Airplane
All The Things She Said All The Things She Said Runnin Thru My Head Runnin Thru My Head
Biting Nails Through A Mask
Ambient House Show Noises While You Are Trying To Avoid 20 Different People
Fingering Dry Meat While Bored And Not Even Horny
Teacher Does Standup As A Hobby But It’s Really Their Passion
A Star is Born Soundtrack Again
Gnawing on Some Glass
Mom Calling To Talk About Death In The Family Then Hangs Up
to hell with it - PinkPantheress
I’m Thinking About Being Celibate (Arca Remix)
Every Single Weezer Album. All of Them.
Fart That Could Pass For A Queef
Guy Who Makes Wife Kiss Dice For Good Luck
Asking Mom To Leave During Doctor Appointment But Then Missing Her
Embarrassing New Shoes Squeak
Christian Rock Songs From That Uber Ride That We’re Actually Kinda Good
Okay Now That Was Definitely A Fart
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