May 4Bad HabitsActual Best Albums of the Yearby Juli Freedman Bad Habits editor A few pages ago you may have read “blah blah blah I’m Levi and I listen to space jazz and crunkcore...
May 4Bad HabitsMichael Toris: Same Interview, the Fourth Yearby Fionna Farell Staff writer [originally published November 2021] At the ripe age of fifteen, “they” all knew that Billie Eilish was...
May 4Bad Habits8 Bone-Dry Tips For Managing Your Eczema in Winterby Teagan Hughes Staff Writer art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published November 2021] It’s winter, and we all know what that means!...
Apr 26Bad HabitsHow to Suffer Publicly by Juli Freedman Bad Habits editor art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published winter 2022] Now you may look at me and think “wow this...
Apr 26Bad HabitsYOUR BLACKBOARD, WRAPPED[originally published winter 2022] You submitted 413 assignments this year! Your most common feedback was: “Not the assignment” “See me”...
Apr 26Bad HabitsPeople I Will Never Forgiveby Kayla Kim [originally published winter 2022] Talking Lounge Talkers People talking at 1am outside the lounge: Would it kill you to...
Apr 12Bad HabitsNotes From The Editor: Some Questions to Ask Yourself Before You Start Watching Tampa Baesby Juli Freedman Bad Habits Editor art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published November 2021] You Love Amazon Prime? You Love Original...
Apr 12Bad HabitsNO PISS NOVEMBER IS HEREby Jared “Absolutely Shredded” Franklin art by Sam Merrick [originally published November 2021] Hey fellas! Have you been absolutely...
Apr 12Bad HabitsAsk Dr. Gags Vol. 6by Dr. Gagatha Creampie Oberlin Grape Resident Sexologist [originally published November 2021] Dear Gagatha, My boyfriend is late to...
Apr 12Bad HabitsOpen The Books Ya Mfn Crooks!: A New Madlib Gameby the Student Labor Action Coalition [originally published November 2021] If you have seen anything SLAC has put out the last couple...
Apr 12Bad HabitsPLACES MY DAD THINKS HE MIGHT HAVE LEFT HIS READING GLASSES ON PARENTS’ WEEKENDby Isabel Hardwig art by Molly Chapin [originally published November 2021] 1. Tappan Square My dad is definitely, super sure that he left...
Apr 12Bad HabitsQUIZ: DID YOU LEAVE YOUR KEYS SOMEPLACE REASONABLE AND GOOD OR TERRIBLE AND BAD?by Isabel Hardwig art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published November 2021] Choose the answer that you think best defines you, and...
Apr 11Bad HabitsBest Dorm Room Snacksby Juli Freedman Bad Habits Editor [originally published October 2021] Hey Freshies! I hope you are having quite the delicious time in...
Apr 11Bad HabitsMEGAN FOX AND MACHINE GUN KELLY TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO DO THINGSby Miss Pit Farts art by Olivia Polken [originally published October 2021] In light of the recent interview with the world’s new favorite...
Apr 11Bad HabitsAsk Dr. Gags Vol. 5by Dr. Gagatha Creampie Oberlin Grape Resident Sexologist [originally published October 2021] This is The Oberlin Grape’s second...
Apr 10Bad HabitsHALLOWEEN MOVIES, REVIEWEDby Isabel Hardwig art by Averlly Sheltraw [originally published October 2021] Get your creep on! HALLOWEEN 14: IT’S HALLOWEEN AGAIN...
Apr 10Bad HabitsWhy I’m a Heterosexual Taylor Swift Trutherby Liza Mackeen-Shapiro Opinions Editor [originally published October 2021] Karlie Kloss, Dianna Agron, Emily Poe. To the uninitiated...
Apr 10Bad HabitsOfficial, 100% No-Bullshit Exco Catalogueby the Official Oberlin Exco Committee (not a legally binding title) art by Sam Merrick [originally published October 2021] There’s only...
Apr 10Bad HabitsAsk Dr. Gags Vol. 4by Dr. Gagatha Creampie Oberlin Grape Resident Sexologist [originally published October 2021] Dear Dr. Gags, I can’t tell if my...
Apr 10Bad HabitsDO NOT ADOPT LISTby LovingPaws Cat Shelter [originally published October 2021] Hello new students! We know what a crazy year it has been but we are more...