Zahra Stevick, Contributor Oberlin College boasts a staff of erudite experts engaged in endless fields of examination, from...

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by J. Dilla Staff Writer This one is for all of the incoming first-years who just committed to Oberlin. You’ll soon be inundated with...

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by Isabel Hardwig Bad Habits Editor The weather is getting warmer, which means that every available lawn is overrun with massive,...

by Reggie Goudeau Features Editor Here at Oberlin, students generally believe that one person can change the world. However, they usually...

by Isabel Hardwig Bad Habits Editor I have not always loved tile patterns, but I do love jumping on the tile patterns bandwagon whenever...

By Mike Wazowski Staff Writer This past Saturday, the Tampa Rays won their 8th straight game of the season. Only four other teams have...

By Ellen Efstathiou Staff Writer I got the opportunity to interview Ellen DeGeneres the other day. She’s been pretty quiet since getting...

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By Zach Terrillion Staff Writer Buying an HDMI Cord Searching for men’s audacity Start journaling, and then pick it back up as a New...

By Fionna Roy Opinions Editor Kendall Roy is obviously the best character ever created—-if you don’t know who he is then you don’t watch...

"When are they all gonna throw up?" By Dominominic Haunches Critic-in-Residence On March 14th, 2023, Oberlin’s five esteemed a cappella...