Actual Best Albums of the Year
by Juli Freedman Bad Habits editor A few pages ago you may have read “blah blah blah I’m Levi and I listen to space jazz and crunkcore...
Oberlin's student news and culture magazine published bi-weekly since 1999.
- May 4
Michael Toris: Same Interview, the Fourth Year
by Fionna Farell Staff writer [originally published November 2021] At the ripe age of fifteen, “they” all knew that Billie Eilish was...
- May 4
8 Bone-Dry Tips For Managing Your Eczema in Winter
by Teagan Hughes Staff Writer art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published November 2021] It’s winter, and we all know what that means!...
- Apr 26
How to Suffer Publicly
by Juli Freedman Bad Habits editor art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published winter 2022] Now you may look at me and think “wow this...
- Apr 26
YOUR BLACKBOARD, WRAPPED
[originally published winter 2022] You submitted 413 assignments this year! Your most common feedback was: “Not the assignment” “See me”...
- Apr 26
People I Will Never Forgive
by Kayla Kim [originally published winter 2022] Talking Lounge Talkers People talking at 1am outside the lounge: Would it kill you to...
- Apr 12
Notes From The Editor: Some Questions to Ask Yourself Before You Start Watching Tampa Baes
by Juli Freedman Bad Habits Editor art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published November 2021] You Love Amazon Prime? You Love Original...
- Apr 12
NO PISS NOVEMBER IS HERE
by Jared “Absolutely Shredded” Franklin art by Sam Merrick [originally published November 2021] Hey fellas! Have you been absolutely...
- Apr 12
Ask Dr. Gags Vol. 6
by Dr. Gagatha Creampie Oberlin Grape Resident Sexologist [originally published November 2021] Dear Gagatha, My boyfriend is late to...
- Apr 12
Open The Books Ya Mfn Crooks!: A New Madlib Game
by the Student Labor Action Coalition [originally published November 2021] If you have seen anything SLAC has put out the last couple...
- Apr 12
PLACES MY DAD THINKS HE MIGHT HAVE LEFT HIS READING GLASSES ON PARENTS’ WEEKEND
by Isabel Hardwig art by Molly Chapin [originally published November 2021] 1. Tappan Square My dad is definitely, super sure that he left...
- Apr 12
QUIZ: DID YOU LEAVE YOUR KEYS SOMEPLACE REASONABLE AND GOOD OR TERRIBLE AND BAD?
by Isabel Hardwig art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published November 2021] Choose the answer that you think best defines you, and...
- Apr 11
Best Dorm Room Snacks
by Juli Freedman Bad Habits Editor [originally published October 2021] Hey Freshies! I hope you are having quite the delicious time in...
- Apr 11
MEGAN FOX AND MACHINE GUN KELLY TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO DO THINGS
by Miss Pit Farts art by Olivia Polken [originally published October 2021] In light of the recent interview with the world’s new favorite...
- Apr 11
Ask Dr. Gags Vol. 5
by Dr. Gagatha Creampie Oberlin Grape Resident Sexologist [originally published October 2021] This is The Oberlin Grape’s second...
- Apr 10
HALLOWEEN MOVIES, REVIEWED
by Isabel Hardwig art by Averlly Sheltraw [originally published October 2021] Get your creep on! HALLOWEEN 14: IT’S HALLOWEEN AGAIN...
- Apr 10
Why I’m a Heterosexual Taylor Swift Truther
by Liza Mackeen-Shapiro Opinions Editor [originally published October 2021] Karlie Kloss, Dianna Agron, Emily Poe. To the uninitiated...
- Apr 10
Official, 100% No-Bullshit Exco Catalogue
by the Official Oberlin Exco Committee (not a legally binding title) art by Sam Merrick [originally published October 2021] There’s only...
- Apr 10
Ask Dr. Gags Vol. 4
by Dr. Gagatha Creampie Oberlin Grape Resident Sexologist [originally published October 2021] Dear Dr. Gags, I can’t tell if my...
- Apr 10
DO NOT ADOPT LIST
by LovingPaws Cat Shelter [originally published October 2021] Hello new students! We know what a crazy year it has been but we are more...