Epic Winning vs. Epic Fail

by Teagan Hughes

Editor-in-Chief

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Illustration by Julian Crosetto, Layout Editor

For as long as humanity has been as long as, we have been labeling objects and entities as “epic winning” or “epic fail.” However, not all objects or entities are worthy of such a distinct honor — nonentities, or non-epic-ies, if you will (if you won’t, that’s okay too). It’s time to separate the cream from the crop. Without further ado, we at The Grape present to you: the definitive list of things that are epic winning versus epic fail.

Epic winning	Epic fail
R (software) Power pop Glass-blowing Model trains Sloth, envy, lust, gluttony, greed, pride, and the other one Mass market paperbacks Vanity license plates Beekeeping garb Shoebox dioramas	The plastics class I took in middle school Penny-farthing bicycles Butternut squash Helvetica Crepe paper No-show socks Goodreads Multi-surface cleaner Elder-Beerman store