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by Isabel Hardwig Bad Habits Editor Hey, all! I’ve been feeling pretty sick lately (not COVID), so I won’t be able to participate in the...

by Flip Ptarmigan Baby Grand Enthusiast By now, many of you will be familiar with the newest addition to Azzies, Oberlin’s much-beloved...

By Ellen Efstathiou Contributor This interview has been edited for increased length and less clarity. (For the past month, I have become...

by Isabel Hardwig Bad Habits Editor When talking about fall, my brain switches into a different and well-practiced social script, with...

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By Ellen Efstathiou Contributor Hey freshmen! You’re the new meat on campus and as a sophisticated 2nd year I’m here to give you some...

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by Juli Freedman Bad Habits Editor [originally published June 3, 2022] Now that I am a very famous satire writer, you might be wondering,...

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