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The Grape is Oberlin College's student news and culture magazine, published bi-weekly since 1999.
Apr 12, 2022
Notes From The Editor: Some Questions to Ask Yourself Before You Start Watching Tampa Baes
by Juli Freedman Bad Habits Editor art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published November 2021] You Love Amazon Prime? You Love Original...
Apr 12, 2022
NO PISS NOVEMBER IS HERE
by Jared “Absolutely Shredded” Franklin art by Sam Merrick [originally published November 2021] Hey fellas! Have you been absolutely...
Apr 12, 2022
Ask Dr. Gags Vol. 6
by Dr. Gagatha Creampie Oberlin Grape Resident Sexologist [originally published November 2021] Dear Gagatha, My boyfriend is late to...
Apr 12, 2022
Open The Books Ya Mfn Crooks!: A New Madlib Game
by the Student Labor Action Coalition [originally published November 2021] If you have seen anything SLAC has put out the last couple...
Apr 12, 2022
PLACES MY DAD THINKS HE MIGHT HAVE LEFT HIS READING GLASSES ON PARENTS’ WEEKEND
by Isabel Hardwig art by Molly Chapin [originally published November 2021] 1. Tappan Square My dad is definitely, super sure that he left...
Apr 12, 2022
QUIZ: DID YOU LEAVE YOUR KEYS SOMEPLACE REASONABLE AND GOOD OR TERRIBLE AND BAD?
by Isabel Hardwig art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published November 2021] Choose the answer that you think best defines you, and...
Apr 11, 2022
Best Dorm Room Snacks
by Juli Freedman Bad Habits Editor [originally published October 2021] Hey Freshies! I hope you are having quite the delicious time in...
Apr 11, 2022
MEGAN FOX AND MACHINE GUN KELLY TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO DO THINGS
by Miss Pit Farts art by Olivia Polken [originally published October 2021] In light of the recent interview with the world’s new favorite...
Apr 11, 2022
Ask Dr. Gags Vol. 5
by Dr. Gagatha Creampie Oberlin Grape Resident Sexologist [originally published October 2021] This is The Oberlin Grape’s second...
Apr 10, 2022
HALLOWEEN MOVIES, REVIEWED
by Isabel Hardwig art by Averlly Sheltraw [originally published October 2021] Get your creep on! HALLOWEEN 14: IT’S HALLOWEEN AGAIN...
Apr 10, 2022
Why I’m a Heterosexual Taylor Swift Truther
by Liza Mackeen-Shapiro Opinions Editor [originally published October 2021] Karlie Kloss, Dianna Agron, Emily Poe. To the uninitiated...
Apr 10, 2022
Official, 100% No-Bullshit Exco Catalogue
by the Official Oberlin Exco Committee (not a legally binding title) art by Sam Merrick [originally published October 2021] There’s only...
Apr 10, 2022
Ask Dr. Gags Vol. 4
by Dr. Gagatha Creampie Oberlin Grape Resident Sexologist [originally published October 2021] Dear Dr. Gags, I can’t tell if my...
Apr 10, 2022
DO NOT ADOPT LIST
by LovingPaws Cat Shelter [originally published October 2021] Hello new students! We know what a crazy year it has been but we are more...
Apr 10, 2022
The Grape Asks Cara Delevigne: What Do You Actually Do?
by Juli Freedman Bad Habits Editor art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published October 2021] Dear Cara Delevingne, What do you do?...
Apr 10, 2022
Advice From A Senior To A Freshman (That Can Hang)
by Izzy Halloran Managing Editor art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published October 2021] Finally, I’m a senior at Oberlin College and...
Apr 9, 2022
The Grape Asks: Who should perform next at Solarity?
by Levi Dayan & Kira Mesch [originally published August 2021] Who Should Come to Solarity Next Levi Dayan and Kira Mesch Sublime With...
Apr 9, 2022
The Scoop on Sausage
by Juli Freedman Bad Habits Editor art by Eva Sturm-Gross [originally published August 2021] In light of the surge in Delta Variant...
Apr 9, 2022
OP-ED: The Summer Semester Fucking Ruled and If You Disagree I’ll Pound Your Ass
by Howard Bongiovi [originally published August 2021] This summer Oberlin responded to COVID by spreading out when students were on...
Apr 8, 2022
I Went To the Oberlin Rave: A Harrowing Account
by Thomas Toddlerson art by Dasha Klein [originally published July 2021] In order to get into the tragedy that was this past weekend, I...
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